Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

craptallica

craptallica is a bad term used by metallica bashers

John: OMG METALLICA KICKS ASS!
Mike: yeah right, more like craptallica
John: hey, everyone has a right to their own opinion

by Deltantor May 22, 2005

Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.

by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009

craftwars

some random roblox game that people waste a whole year on to get a weapon that's slightly stronger like hypixel

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craftwars

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

Crafy

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction

He's one crafy bastard

by Yeahitsnotreallyaword June 17, 2011

Crabtree

Someone or something that is of moderate quality.

In past years Tom Brady has been an elite quarterback, but this year he's just crabtree.

by Gohawks October 11, 2014