by Hotshotu June 3, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Papachulapa June 18, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. (n.) A word representing any and all of the self-absolving, meaningless doublespeak uttered by Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway or the rest of the goons serving in the Vichy Administration whenever they try to justify their incomprehensible ineptitude.
That's a good question, Anderson Cooper, and I'm not going to answer it. Instead, I'm going to tell you about covfefe.
by oopsiedoopsie June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Nurse really May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Hebrew word meaning 'Cash Register'. When tweeted by Donald Trump in 2017, it was mistaken as a typographical error. It was actually a grammatical error.
"Despite the constant negative press, covfefe."
Translation: "Despite the ongoing negative publicity, Ching Ching!"
Translation: "Despite the ongoing negative publicity, Ching Ching!"
by ItsACoincidence June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A "covfefe" is a Russian condom, these condoms are useless.. just like how they've proven Donald Trump is a turd.
Vladimir: "Svetlana, you need to wear a covfefe before we back i to each other.
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "
condom
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "
condom
by TrumpsEyebrowsAreUglyAF2017 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. "Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
by Gpod52 May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.