Covfefe

When the president tries too hard to get some Starbucks

Can I have some Covfefe?

Your all out?

by Hotshotu June 3, 2017

Covfefe

To go fuck. Pronounced "Go-F". The second letter "e" is silent.

Trump should covfefe himself for pulling out of Paris Accord.

by Truthageddon May 31, 2017

Covfefe

(n.) A word representing any and all of the self-absolving, meaningless doublespeak uttered by Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway or the rest of the goons serving in the Vichy Administration whenever they try to justify their incomprehensible ineptitude.

That's a good question, Anderson Cooper, and I'm not going to answer it. Instead, I'm going to tell you about covfefe.

by oopsiedoopsie June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A private word for penis.

Melania please help me find my little covfefe, it's list again in all this fat.

by Nurse really May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Hebrew word meaning 'Cash Register'. When tweeted by Donald Trump in 2017, it was mistaken as a typographical error. It was actually a grammatical error.

"Despite the constant negative press, covfefe."

Translation: "Despite the ongoing negative publicity, Ching Ching!"

by ItsACoincidence June 1, 2017

Covfefe

A "covfefe" is a Russian condom, these condoms are useless.. just like how they've proven Donald Trump is a turd.

Vladimir: "Svetlana, you need to wear a covfefe before we back i to each other.
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "

condom

by TrumpsEyebrowsAreUglyAF2017 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Twittering and musturbeting at the same time.

Donald like to covfefe late at night while wife is sleeping.

by Rajabalak July 19, 2017