Colson Moors

A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass

Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Corso

An elegant gem found in the northeast regions of Indonesia. Collecting one of these will bring great fortune to the one who beholds it

Holy shit I just found a corso, I’m the luckiest man alive!

by Rocketleagueenthusiast September 15, 2020

coscop

The Cosco worker that follows you to make sure you aren’t eating too many free samples.

The coscop is following me around.

by Brookelina Jennifer September 24, 2020

consofted

The act of confirming something without finalizing the details.

Boss: "Did you confirm this?"
Employee: "No. I consofted it."

by FourlornHope October 3, 2020

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

consonant dodger

A person of low intellect (usually with their hands glued inside the top of their tracksuit bottoms) speaking incoherently.

The heated discussion cooled between the bus driver and the cyclist when it was interrupted by an aggressive consonant dodger.

by Muttonmusket December 15, 2020