Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

Coffee Enema

Where you pour coffee up your asshole like a douche, then shit everything out.

"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."

by blacknosugar November 10, 2009

coffee

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.

I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.

by RC August 4, 2005

Coffee bean

The act of a latin, black, or any colored skinned person tea bagging.

Grant coffee beaned the hobo in the lawn chair at the beach.

by GHor October 24, 2010

coffee mate

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay

by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004

Regular coffee

Hi-octane, full caffeinated coffee, as opposed to the decaf variety.

"I'd like regular coffee with cream, thanks"

by megalodon333 February 2, 2018

Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.

Dude, you want some hot coffee?

by Jeff24 September 5, 2005