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Clusterfuge

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.
This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.
by Whatizhip December 23, 2009
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clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.
The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.
by vibinc901 November 20, 2010
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clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl
“go clunt yourself”
that girl is a clunter!”
by illy_arlene April 29, 2021
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Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.
I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.
by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010
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Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Clutterbucket

Someone who gives up at the first sign of disappointment
Friend 1: You're gonna do great at that competition
Friend 2: I don't know man, I don't think I'm going to do it
Friend 1: C'mon don't be such a clutterbucket!
by Lyra Scarlett September 20, 2014
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clusterfunctional

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009
In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.
by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009
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