I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.
by wateringeyes November 21, 2013
by sanchpa March 30, 2005
I was dreaming of banging a beautiful whore and woke up with a taste of shit in my mouth, it was the proverbial Cleveland Dreamer taste.
by MrTong October 20, 2008
I've got the shit's honey. Really, that's hot. It is hot. Why don't you lay down and I give you a Cleveland Shower.
by Tim in STL September 14, 2005
During the act of sex when a man takes a dump on the chest of a women then places his head in between her breasts that are covered in feces and shakes his head back and forth very rapidly while making the "brrr" sound of a motorboat.
(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Motorboat)
(sometimes refered to as a Cleveland Motorboat)
That girl was so kinky she let me give her a Cleveland Steamboat before I busted it all over her face.
by shady pipeworks May 06, 2009
A chilled beverage containing feces and ice. Put feces and ice into a blender, mix until an even consistency forms. Enjoy!
(see Cleveland steamer)
(see Cleveland steamer)
by Baron von Eevl September 16, 2004
Similar to the Cleveland Steamer. A guy squats down over a girls chest and defecates a huge steaming turd between her breasts. The man then "motorboats" the woman's breasts by moving his face back and forth between them and making a motor-like noise with his mouth, thus creating the Cleveland Steamboat.
"I was wondering why Mike's breath smelled shitty when he came home this morning..."
"Oh you didn't hear? He gave Caroline a Cleveland Steamboat and still had some shit on his chin!"
"Oh you didn't hear? He gave Caroline a Cleveland Steamboat and still had some shit on his chin!"
by D squeezie April 14, 2007