clausterfuck

A situation in an environment where one feels claustrophobic due to a cluster fuck.

God damn it, this toy store is a clausterfuck.

by Mike Man 2008 December 17, 2008

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"

by Neil A November 7, 2008

cleanus

The cleaning of ones penis.

I had to go home and cleanus.

by Argentinian Duck September 8, 2016

Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause

An act of dominance by one party against another. The two (or more) people elect a decision maker. The decision maker then decides what objects to insert in the other's rectum. If the weak party objects, the dominant quickly provides a back handed slap and must shout, "You elected me! I know whats best! Take it!"

Iggy instantly regretted electing Nancy the dominant party as she invoked Stevens Stinkin' Supremacy Clause powers and began furiously attempting to jam a pirate shaped salt shaker in his rectum.

by Slaughterhouse April 22, 2007

clash of clans

An addictive game where you build your own village and train unrealistic troops and let them die when you try to attack another player's village.

Person A: Hey i just played clash of clans and all my troops died :(

Person B: how can you like clash of clans? Its such a crappy game.

by asianguyfromservite October 11, 2013

santa clause hat

you fuck a girl on here period, pull out and nut on her clit, the end results that it looks like a santa clause hat

Jimmy and I brought two females back to his place from a bonfire saturday night jimmy's girl was on here period so he fucked her anyways and gave her a santa clause hat

by freshdiamond February 17, 2009

The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.

Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus

by oc3powerline March 30, 2010