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chuffard

even worse than a "chuffer" - meaning a "f#cking wa#ker"
billy you complete chuffard
im not a chuffer
by taffer October 2, 2003
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choffe

See chauff, though this is the correct spelling.
Billy, rake the leaves.

Oh choffe, mom! *shoots*
by mandaf June 21, 2006
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Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.
Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)
by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011
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chuff

a word that means you love someone more than any word (other than this one) can express. i made this up, so fuck off with your dumbass copyrights you ignorant twats.
girl: oh my god, i chuff sebastian stan so much!

boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.
by srirachapene June 28, 2018
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Chaffed

When someone’s chat is that shit and they look like an absolute cunt
Person 1: Yo mate you see that girl there?
Person 2: yeah what about her?
Person 1: she is a chaffed cunt
by Poloyex June 4, 2019
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Chauffer

Guy talking to 2 other male friends: Hey, let's give her the chauffer tonight.
by Nick christensen August 10, 2021
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butt chuff

verb: The act of using one's anus to "inhale" (reverse farting) the vapor from the "chuff" cap of an RDA (rebuildable drip atomizer) of a vaporizer (i.e. vape pens, mods, etc.) and having another person "butt chuff" the vapor cloud from the other's anus.
by Chuffuluffugous February 12, 2015
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