A type of marijuana. Chronic is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof. This results in a much stronger drug and a greater smell.
Pass the chronic yo.
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Adj. A blend of marijuana that contains a very high potency of THC. Found usually in the southern regions of California and Amsterdam.
by The hamburglar September 8, 2007
Get the chronald Mcdonald mug.You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.
Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
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Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....
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Get the chron dizzle daddy mug.A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
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