choob

A chubby noob on (usually) a RPG game.

Guy - hehe Bobs a noob

Guy #2 - Lol no he's a choob.

by The Koaladude August 27, 2005

Chooch

To cry while masturbating. To feel sorry for oneself, be overly sensitive, complain, or otherwise act in a self pitting way. Most commonly, but not necessarily referring to love issues.

Be nice to to Amy, she is feeling choochy.

Mallory has been chooching in her room ever sense that guy broke up with her.

I don't want to go out tonight; I just want to listen to sad music and chooch.

I don't like him, he is a total chooch.

by Airam.enaj November 15, 2009

chooch

a nicotine device. ex. (hyde, puff bar, etc.)

yo lemme hit your chooch

by H-Town Scholar February 4, 2021

Chatanooga Choo Choo

When someone squats over the chestal section of a person and proceeds to have the runs on their chest and continues down to their lower reigons. Thus creating a "train" of poop down their entire abdominal area.

Last night I was gonna give my girlfriend a cleaveland steamer but since I had the shits it quickly turned into a chatanooga choo choo. Whoo Whoo!

OR

Pardon me ladies, which one of you would like to get a ride from the Chatanooga Choo Choo? Whoo Whoo!

by Phil & Fricke December 16, 2007

Choobs

A woman with HUGE breasts that are 90% fat 10% actual boob or boob-like material.

OMG Connor, your mom has the most succulent choobs! I could suck on those all day.

or

Wow you see that woman that has her back to us? Her choobs are looking at us from under her armpits!

by Bludwieser December 20, 2008

chof

chof can be any part of speech. it is taken from the book "Froggy Goes to Dinner." Chof is a pretty choffing awesome word. You can substitute it for any word. Its just that cool.

I am going to chof you up you bztn n00b.

Wak!

Why yall wana pway hawo?

by your bznt mom October 25, 2005

Choocher

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.

by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009