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child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.
hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.
by plagueangel June 12, 2008
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child seat

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
by The Kewl Kids September 2, 2008
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Child Of God

Some who is lowkey a freak and thirsty af. They'll often say they wont do something, yet inside, are begging for it so bad.
boy: "I wanna eat you out, and then fuck you so hard"
girl: "nah I'll be all g, I'm a child of god"
(or)------------------------------------------
Person 1: "Ooh did you see those new girls? I want to do all sorts of things to them"
person 2: "Yea, I heard they're all children of god"
by childofgod__ May 21, 2018
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child molestor

One who engages in child molestation, often used synonamously with pedophile while actually being quite different. Most child molestors will be pedophiles, yes, but you don't need to be attracted to someone to have sex with them, as many young women will tell you of old rich men. It can be done to fulfill a need to inflict violence against children or those unable to defend themselves, to get a thrill out of being bad and breaking the law, to 'try it out', to make money off distributing an illegal video, to get back at someone, to scar the kid and possibly make him a psychological dependant, or to hurt the parent of the child.

A child molestor is a person who has sexual intercourse with an invidual under the local law's age of sexual consent. Usually refers to a legal adult, though a much older child can also be guilty of it.

The laws are in places as societies deem children to be mentally and emotionally too immature for sexual intercourse, leading them to be manipulated and unable to protect themselves from being hurt and scarred by the experience.

One wonders why similar restrictions are not applied as adamently to the mentally handicapped, the emotionally insecure, the easily influenced mentally immature sheep, and the stupid.
Frank is a pedophile, but has not acted on his secret desires, so he has not yet become a child molestor.

Joey was desperately horny and could not control himself. No woman would have him, so despite wanting big tits and a shapely mature body, he settled for raping a kid and threatening her to keep it a secret. He is a child molestor and he will be arrested and convicted if justice prevails.

All my sympathy for the plight of pedophiles dissolves the second they cross the line of the law and touch a child. They cease to be tragic heroes and become child molestors, bastards with no self control or respect for the democratic political system for which we set forth the freedoms available to us for mutual benefit.
by Jordan Hill September 29, 2005
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child grooming

WE got miss Zoe Laverne aka child rapist grooming her 13-year-old friend

Child grooming- Grooming is used by ADULTS that are involved in building trust with a child and the adults around a child in an effort to gain access to and time alone with her/him aka THE CHILD which is ZOE LAVERNE.
My friend- Hey, did you hear that Zoe Laverne groomed her 13-year-old friend? Isn't that called child grooming
Me- YEA it is, she needs to be put in prison!
by I AIN'T NEVER SEEN 2 PRETTY BF December 2, 2020
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Child Slavery

Not being paid or properly looked after in situations containing work. Education does not come under child slavery because you learn stuff. School comes under child slavery because school is not education
Olivia: School is child slavery
Midget: No
Olivia: Yes Urban Dictionary says so
by MerxRherm October 16, 2015
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Child Rapist Teaher

A teacher (mrs. Funk) might stare at your ass while you are leaning over. Or (Mr Mantoni) will rub his ass on you.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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