Chester, PA

one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.

"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the chester girl's drunk call

by lee October 7, 2006

chestermere lake middle school

this school is full of cock sucking whores that are high as fuck all the time and all the boys just want a blow job and the teachers dont even teach stuff properly i think i walked in one my gym teachers fucking yesterday like come on

did you know that chestermere lake middle school is just a drug front for people that sell crack

by clms hater September 19, 2018

flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

Chestered

the action, of someone containing great quanities of doushebaggery, screwing someone over for means equally doushy as the person its self.

I have been chestered out of a relationship.

by LadyFriend02 October 18, 2011

chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.

He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!

by lather December 3, 2010

Canyon Chested

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size

Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested

by jessr94 June 14, 2009

knock chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.

Opposite of bow chested.

Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"

Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010