HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!

That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!

by weave October 26, 2003

Cantaleta

Colombian slang for a rambling sermon or speech.

Ya aburro con su cantaleta.

I'm already bored with your speech.

by Aida 11 January 14, 2008

25 cent viewing booth

25 cent viewing booths are common fixtures in porn stores across the US. the booths are small, dark rooms in the back of the store in which customers can watch a porn for a quarter. the rooms are usually dirty and covered with jizz. the store may supply free lotion and tissues.

25 cent viewing booths are used by truckers, dirty old men, desperate people, and horny teens, when the feel the need to wank it

by Scotty Doesn't Know June 23, 2006

Clark Advanced Learning Center

The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.

Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"

Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."

by AnonyMiss December 25, 2012

cantastic

Really nice tits and/or ass on a girl.

That girl is really cantastic!

by Jay Powers July 16, 2004

Center, Nebraska

Center, Nebraska, the best damn town in the whole state of Nebraska, where the real men come from. only a few other towns are known to match Center's level of greatness, or an island for that matter, Prince Edward Island, and maybe a few other places.

dude that guys from Center, Nebraska
What? oh shit don't mess with him man
I know lets get the fuck out of here

by Adlerauge April 6, 2008

Celtae

an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.

"I think I'm going to move to Ireland and find a bearded man to marry."
"You sound like a Celtae."

by pearla18 March 12, 2010