captain rats

Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.

eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.

eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.

by Coco schmoko September 4, 2009

Captain Forehead

Guy with a disproportionately large forehead. 'Nough said.

Angel (David Boreanaz) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angel, a spinoff series, is a Captain Forehead.

by Poetic Ramblings October 3, 2010

Capital B

It Mean's Bitch,but not just that it mean's mega bitch.A woman who act's like she has a stick in her ass every day.

Omg Ms.Barnett is such a Capital B.

by La Plata High school November 16, 2011

political capital

the ability to compel a vote or favor in the political arena as a result of a previously extended favor which debt is thus repaid

An example of political capital is the ability of a chairman of a committee to garner a members vote by reminding the member of the favor of letting the member have a hearing on a bill which bill was important to the member but which bill is of no intrest to the chairman

by e rucker September 29, 2006

Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011

Captain Save a ho

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006

Capital Knockers

Massive titties. Generally only used to describe tits that are both large and extremely attractive.

Person # 1 - " I don't know man, she is kinda fugly."
Person # 2 - " Yea, but she has capital knockers."

by Rabbid K9 June 2, 2011