can i get some more piano, please? 

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

can i get some more piano, please? by ratm fiend June 6, 2005

can your own peaches 

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

can your own peaches by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

Can'tkles 

When you have ankles and calves that are the same size and can't wear strappie heels or knee boots.

Wendy's can'tkles look like sausages with string tied around them.

Can'tkles by Allie L December 26, 2016

can't spell sunday syndrome

Sunday is a day in which people are unable to spell. This has been scienticfically proven by neurologists who say that On Sunday, so many emotions such as going back to school, and wanting to sleep in conflict with your laziness, causing in an ability to have difficulty typing or writing.

Billy (On Computer.): hey hwo's it going?
David (On Computer.): Fnie, hbu?
Elaine: (On Computer.): You two having Can't Spell Sunday Syndrome?

can't spell sunday syndrome by ayclamato June 11, 2017

Can we copystrike pewdiepie? 

Words said before copystriking a pewdiepie video.
And then act like you didn't do it

*see's a pewdiepie video in where he calls me a thot*
Alinity: (Chewing loudly) Yo i'm going to copystrike his video, just for that word
(Yelling) YO CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE? LIKE RIGHT NOW? HE JUST CALLED US TWITCH THOTS

Can we copystrike pewdiepie? by Ali-c June 8, 2018

Can we smash 1000 likes? 

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.

You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.

Can we smash 1000 likes? by hecker heck September 14, 2018

can't be assed 

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

can't be assed by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020