Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013

Callum Cock

A huge, long, veiny penis.

"Did you see his penis?"
"Yeah, he had a Callum Cock"

by Dick C.Hocolate September 23, 2016

Callum

Naive guy, doesn’t know when something is right in front of him, thinks he is a pretty cool guy who has all the chicks but in reality there is one girl who stood by him no matter what. he never realise how good she is until she is completely wrong

“Oh callum you had a real good girl, but you broke her”

by load of bullshit October 10, 2018

Callum

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.

Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.

by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020

callum wallis

a lazy teenage boy who enjoys washing his hands down the toilet. he has bent fingers
usually mistaken as gay and autistic. make sure you don’t tell him anything personal because everyone will know about it. he watches too many netflix shows at once and is obsessed with spongebob

wow ur just as bent as callum wallis’ fingers 😂

by okden April 11, 2020

CALLum CUNTER

CALUMMum CUNTER

CALLum Cunter Dick face

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020