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a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
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commutose

To travel as a commuter while relating to, or affected with coma; unconsciousness.
I can't remember driving to work today. Fuck - I must have been commutose!
by tendollarman February 9, 2005
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commutism

The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.
Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.
by B-Sauce the boss February 9, 2010
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Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?
by Adelphian January 26, 2014
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Indonesian Reporting Commission

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019
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Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.
Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".
by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021
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On the committee

by CJ Ornelas January 6, 2006
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