comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.

Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.

by Ratched, RN September 13, 2019

comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

Crack Comfort

Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.

I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him

by NotroLPS March 07, 2022

Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

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Zero: Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable

by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025

slum comfort

Laying around in your old possibly dirty cloths and not carrying because you are at the peak of comfort

Man look at Stephen he is in nirvana with his slum comfort

by Mrbeanman October 22, 2017

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up

I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...

by Doctor Spock February 01, 2025