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closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.
We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.
by MizGided July 25, 2022
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Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.
Mario has been living as a closet babe.
by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022
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Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023
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Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.
i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.
by FSU Austin January 21, 2007
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closet lovers

Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...
Ex: Billy and sally are closet lovers because they only fuck in her room.
by shaniquah May 13, 2005
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Closet Racist

Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.
Jake is a closet racist, did you read his blog?
by Marcy May November 10, 2009
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Closet Tommy

A male who engages with another male in sexual activity but is still considered hetero
"Even though Pierre had sex with David he was striaght and a Closet Tommy"
by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003
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