A penis which has a greater width than it does length, although contrary to popular opinion, a chode cannot exist, the word is simply used to mockingly define a penis which is short and fat, see stumpy
by hex_ten December 24, 2004
Chode, sometimes spelled choad.
1. A short, stubby penis.
2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.
3. The perineum.
1. A short, stubby penis.
2. Fecal matter clinging to an animal's rear.
3. The perineum.
1. OMG my gay lover has a chode like a cheese wheel LOLOLOL!!!!1
2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!
3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.
2. Chode encounters of the turd kind!!
3. Please do not spank my chode with a fly swatter.
by JohnnyBJs August 27, 2006
by Jim January 23, 2004
by Anus October 24, 2004
"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"
"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs
by PUA terms January 15, 2012
by A friend of PumpMasterFlash September 18, 2005