touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.

You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.

by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016

a badunkadunk butt

ADJ,

The greater than averaged sized booty of a female when in motion. The booty makes 2 moves. 1st, badunk(up) and 2nd,adunk(down).

Damn, did you see the booty on that one..it was like....badunkadunk!

by Skinny B September 16, 2005

Butt nibblets

Butt nibblets are the small particles of poop that you find floating behind in a toilet after someone has flushed.

Man Ed must have had corn last night he left a ton of Butt nibblets in the can.

by Captain Spanky January 26, 2007

butt telepathy

the sudden urge to fart shortly after experiencing a fart from someone nearby

Don's weak fart, as a result of butt telepathy, triggered James to release a sudden and unexpected leather-shaker.

by pchangchovd August 17, 2010

hubble butt

NASSA's greatest feature, sought after by all astro-fist-isists. Even when Hubble's doors are closed, it really is opened and ready to be fondled and smacked around. Deep space takes on a new meaning with zero gravity cumshots and unified queef theory.

Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Turn around, stick it out
Show the world you got it

by Eeyun Madducks January 23, 2016

I’m shutting your butt down

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

Butt Vomit

Violent rectal discharge consisting of identifiable chunks of food other then peanuts and corn in a aqueous matrix. Often resulting in anal irritaion and soreness characterized by large amounts of back splash.

"The food at the galley gave me Butt Vomit so bad I couldn't walk."

"The food from Del Taco looks like Butt Vomit."

"Yo, your breath smells like Butt Vomit."

by Dr. Harold Buticougher November 13, 2006