Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.
Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!
by Orrion July 30, 2016
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A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.
by ninja shinobi March 11, 2016
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The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.
You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!
by Lump Loaf March 06, 2016
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Doing the do. Also see, "doing the nasty." Usually used in a joking manner.
I know we're going to take it to the next level and touch butts tonight.
by RowenaRavenclaw September 07, 2014
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An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.
Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"
by sassmunk April 10, 2015
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v.: The act of touching somebody on the butt. It may have a gay reference if a guy touches another guy on the butt. This is not to be confused with gay touch-ing. Where as gay touching is with a group, butt touching is usually just a single, one on one, touch.

“Hey, you want to hang out later and do stuff, and by doing stuff I mean touch butt, and by touch butt I mean butt touch.”

I got butt touched today in the hall.
by Shield of Meat May 15, 2006
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