touch-butt

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Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.

Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!

touch-butt by Orrion July 31, 2016

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touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.

You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.

touch-butt by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016

touch butt

The act of adult horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by Nate Diaz during a UFC press conference.

You were playing touch butt with that dork in the park!

touch butt by Lump Loaf August 9, 2016

butt touch

v.: The act of touching somebody on the butt. It may have a gay reference if a guy touches another guy on the butt. This is not to be confused with gay touch-ing. Where as gay touching is with a group, butt touching is usually just a single, one on one, touch.

“Hey, you want to hang out later and do stuff, and by doing stuff I mean touch butt, and by touch butt I mean butt touch.”

I got butt touched today in the hall.

butt touch by Shield of Meat May 22, 2006

Butt-Touch Magnet

A person who attracts more than two accidental butt-touches per month.

Sha-nay-nay: Some stranger just touched my butt again!

Teniqua: Oh my gawd girl! You're a butt-touch magnet!!

Butt-Touch Magnet by The Trampettes April 17, 2013

friendly butt touch

1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch.

friendly butt touch by Officer Wag January 10, 2016

National butt touch day

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first

Today is national butt touch day

National butt touch day by White man named longer May 25, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026