message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

Charcoochie board

Appetizers prepared in the hopes of getting laid

I made Kim a nice charcoochie board on Saturday and she really seemed to enjoy it.

by Ferdinand Junior March 20, 2022

Boardman

To poop one's pants without any internal biological warning

Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.

by J.P. Damboragian February 20, 2008

Sploosh Boarding

A form of skim boarding usually enjoyed by faggots.

"Me and Taylor went sploosh boarding at Brennans house last night"

by sonny223 December 10, 2008

boarding school

boarding school also known as prep school, with the usual steryotype of boarding school = rich kids which is NOT completely true, dont read the It girl. lots of the kids in boarding school are on financial aid; majority get in becuase of their ACADEMIC TALENTS, excusee mwah. most of the kids at boarding school are some of the best students in the country. the most popular schools include exeter, andover, deerfield, milton, groton, choate, hotchkiss, lawrenceville, taft, st.paul's, etc.

Caroline: Oh, you go to boarding school? Which one? i go to andover.
Andy: well, i applied to st. paul's and milton, but got rejected from milton's and waitlisted on st. paul's.

by heynow April 10, 2006

Arab Boarding Pass

A derogatory term for a box-cutter or retractable razor, stemming from terrorist attacks.

Hey hand me that Arab Boarding Pass over there, I need to open this damn box: it's like a fuckin' tape-mummy.

(it's racist and a nasty term all-together, however I still find it fuckin' hilarious)

by FuckedYourMother March 27, 2009

fall out boy rock boardies

the coolest people on the planet. they pwn your face. get over it.

those fall out boy rock boardies are fucking amazing! nuff said.

by Ashwee friggin Taylor November 30, 2006