A bleached sock is a pink sock that is totally covered with cum. It shows a pink tint through all of the semen, resembling when you bleach your whites with a red piece of clothing.
"Hazmat was called in to clean up the slide at the park today because Victor oozed down it with his bleached sock."
"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."
"Paul refused to pull out before he orgasmed, giving me a bleached sock instead of a pink sock."
by Pooser Bonzo April 8, 2016
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Get the blesser mug.by TheAngryGamer January 16, 2017
Get the Bleach Treatment mug.Nice and funny, the most loyal person you'll meet. The smile is her charming. Does everything for the people she loves and cares about. Probably one of the persons we all need in life.
by thebestofme March 25, 2017
Get the bleona mug.The act of taunting and verbally abusing professional athletes from the bleachers. The taunting consists of comments that one would never consider saying to said athlete or any other stranger walking down the street.
That fan sitting courtside was acting real bleacher brave as he mouthed off at Boston Celtic Marcus Smart, when he fell into the crowd chasing down a loose ball.
by R_G November 23, 2019
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by rangaloverb October 20, 2019
Get the Blessin mug.Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
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