4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

Birthmonth

Birthmonth is the very special holiday provided to people born on the 1st of April or the 1st of January (the "Birthmonth Recipient"). Being born on these two particularly crappy days entitles the Birthmonth Recipient to an entire month of Birthmonth celebrations beginning the week leading up to the actual Birthday and ending on the last day of the Month. The April Birthmonth celebration begins on the 24th of March to make up for the shorter, 30 day month of April. Birthmonth is a celebration of Joy and Freedom for all who offer Birthmonth greetings to a Birthmonth Recipient.

My husband was born on April 1st. Birthonth is the happiest time of the year as it brings me so much joy to shower him with gifts for the entire 37 days of Birthmonth!

by SSkizzle McDingleberry May 29, 2018

hendecavisible birthday

Hendecavisible birthdays are "special" birthdays in which your age is evenly divisible by 11. Typically celebrated only by eccentrics.

Congratulations on turning 33! Are you enjoying your third hendecavisible birthday?

by Steebu! August 10, 2006

Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009