bantox

a banter detox - alternative treatment which aims to rid the body of unspecified "banter" – accumulated poor jokes, incorrect movie quotes, and tumble weed interruptions that proponents claim have undesirable short-term or long-term effects on the receivers health.

usual recipients of a bantox would be:

* office comedians (never funny)
* ladzzzzz
* people that sing football chants when not a football matches
* people that reuse jokes that aren't funny and claim them as their own

Marko's banter is so bad that he needs to go on a bantox

by Marko, crowned prince of shant May 1, 2018

bendopnea

Difficulty bending over, usually associated with fluid in the lungs.

"I'd pick up that fork, but I have some serious bendopnea after eating all that fucking salt yesterday."

by Nichole316 May 4, 2018

Benito

Sexiest person in the room. arrogant , selfish but still caring. tends to be Mr.stealyogirl and desirable. easygoing and charming as well as capable of having deep personal bonding , or at least pretend to have it. You rather learn to love him or hate him. Every relationship with him will leave a scar due to the fact that he is so passionate. He gives no
fucks.

"Oh my god i wish people were more Benito"
"Benito guys are all that matters"
"my goal fuck is a Benito"

by guishorro February 9, 2018

Bendolina

"My Flexible princess" . Cute and quirky pet name for that lovable pretzel like female in your life. It shows bold yet subtle appreciation with its combination of two words that merge together in just the right way to remind you just how special you are. It is derived from the word bend " as in appreciation of his bendable little love kitten" and the word thumbelina"a little princess" to remind you that he knows no matter how bendy and fiery you get there's still a little bit of princess in you . Bendolina the ultimate pet name for the special lady in your life.

Bendolina : My Flexible princess

"My Beautiful Bendolina "

by BeautifulPoison May 8, 2018

Bendou

Lorsque tu l'échappes solide sur un trou de golf.

J'ai fait un solide bendou sur ce trou

by Al_super_machine August 30, 2018

Benito

Shawn Mendes in a photoshoot

“Did you see that photoshoot?”
“Yeah I love Benito in it he’s so hot

by Shawn Mendes fangirl April 7, 2019

benito

a person that is mexican goes to colfax mingo looks like a school shooter

Person 1:is't that a school shooter Benito?
Person 2: nah he sits at home sniffing lines of coke

by THOT-OLOGYST April 17, 2019