afrotek engineering

A poor man's way of engineering. The most common example is on cars where a brother can slap a pair of 22's and a two-tone paint job on a car and say they engineered this car. In fact, Afrotek engineered is just the politically correct way of saying "pimped".

The show "Unique Whips" and most of whats on "Pimp My Ride" is straight up Afrotek Engineering.

by Sir G-orge May 2, 2006

beginnercore

A type of music that allows people who dislike hardcore music to get into the genere.

Generally less intense with lots of clean vocals.

Generally catchy

I started listening to beginnercore and I don't mind the screaming as much anymore.

by jayshut February 12, 2013

Engineer Vision

The phenomena that occurs when a male engineer is forced to look at below average women for extended periods of time. The regular scale that is applied to women is generally multiplied by .7 to receive their actual rating.

Engineer 1: "Hey man look at the fox, she's a total ten!"

Engineer 2: "Ya she gives me one hard renob."

Regular Person: "Boys she's a generous six; quit looking through your Engineer Vision."

by BinMucker February 4, 2014

engineering cute

The augmented perception of reality developed when young men go to an engineering school which is essentially all male. After several years in such a state, any woman becomes better looking. Therefore, a three may end up looking like a seven or eight to a junior in engineering.

-Did you see the new girl? She is pretty cute.
-No, she's just engineering cute with that muffin top and fupa. You need to come to the club with me this weekend to see real hotties.
-Sorry bruh, no can do. I have a big project due and I will be in the lab all weekend. Plus if I do get that finished I have to make some kessel runs on WOW.
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by Dan Wrather June 11, 2017

jengineering

The application of scientific and mathematical principals to discover the most logical methods of cock sucking and swallowing continuously in an attempt to curb Jens appetite .

Becky used great Jengineering at the movie theater to discretely suck the life out of me undiscovered.

by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 11, 2019

Engineer Gaming Day

Happens every year on February 10, where everyone will spam/flood every chat with "engineer gaming" with out the mods/admins giving any shit at discord while livestreaming yourself playing tf2 as Engineer or use any music bot to play Robot Rock on loop for the rest of the day.

Discord user: "engineer gaming"

Discord mod: "STOP SPAMMING!"

Discord user: "No u, it's Engineer Gaming Day"

Discor mod: "What?"

Discord user: "engineer gaming"

by HeatHydra69 February 4, 2021

Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021