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Vat O' Beef

Artery clogging lunchtime fare, preferably re-heated from the previous evening's colon lubricating dinner selection, and consisting only of the tangy "meat" portion.
That Vat O' Beef is going to evacuate his bowels!
by Ah the memories! December 16, 2003
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Smoking the beef

Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.
That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!
by sukitanc January 7, 2008
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Stuart is such a beefcake.
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where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"
When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner
by Spenser H March 24, 2004
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beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.
Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!
by Terry Deary August 29, 2006
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creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.
Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hauskaz December 3, 2007
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beef-flume

"your mother is a beef-flume"
by anie July 25, 2003
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