lumpy barney

When you spread your toast with smegma, and eat it without fail

this morning i had a lumpy barney n' mash

by mattthesheep February 1, 2010

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

barnes

a word used to replace the word fuck etc when in a state of shock

Person 1:"Lucy had her dirty way with Harry"

Shocked person:"WHAT THE BARNES!"

by Jordan Sykes & Mark O'D November 18, 2007

barney

type of bud, (marijuana), that is bright purple and green like ya boi, Barney.

The Jacka

"Smokin' a stick of that BARNEY, not that purple dynosaur, that shit my nigga's dyin' fo'"

by ItsmeMikey23 April 27, 2007

Barnes

An at home attempt to bleach ones own asshole with a bleach pen intended for laundry use only. Resulting in a painful anus for days that is now painted red, like a barn.

Hayley has a big date tonight so she wanted to Barnes herself for Duane.

by Armored Panda January 9, 2012

Barneyhunter12

ROBLOX YouTube Troller and Emperor of the Trolling Empire. Trolls and raids Frappe often.

"Oh my god, isn't that Barneyhunter12, the emperor of the Trolling Empire and the biggest enemy of Frappe??"

"Yes, that's him!"

by tobibwabwa March 9, 2020

barney(s)

Person lacking in physical attractiveness

"Ug look at Jay , he is SUCH a barney"

by Jedi March 21, 2003