Breakfast Soup 

When you put way too much hot water in your oatmeal

Damn I put way too much water in this oatmeal now it’s just breakfast soup!

Breakfast Soup by Smartalecbaldwin February 7, 2020

Breakfast kiss 

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

Breakfast kiss by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Breakfast Gravy 

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

Breakfast Gravy by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020

Breakfast Pie 

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

Breakfast Pie by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

I woke up to Rachel giving me a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just propose tomorrow!

Breakfast Cowboy by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.

Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!

Breakfast Cowboy by bruhhurb December 3, 2020

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

Breakfast in Bed by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021