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Boner candy 

1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.

2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"

1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."

1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."

2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"

2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.

2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
Boner candy by Gaywolf November 11, 2006

Boner Breaker

Boner Breaker Is a term used for certain images, people, or objects that ceases a man's erection. Often said as, 'B-b-boner breaker!'
Chris: This erection is so good!

Simon: Margaret Thatcher naked..

Chris: Eugh! What?! My erection! It's gone!

Simon: B-b-b-boner breaker!
Boner Breaker by Ferrik October 4, 2008

boner garage 

A woman who loves/addicted to sex so much she refers to her vagina as a boner garage.
boner garage by KimboSplice69 November 20, 2013

Boner Butter 

Dude I put my boner butter on her bread, and by bread I mean face, and by boner butter I mean jizz.

Boner Cactus 

When you cock grows small pointy hairs all over it and resemble's a tall cactus
DUDE! I think jeffy has BONER CACTUS.

OMG no way.
Boner Cactus by Hitler's cat April 30, 2009

boner fatigue 

An erection that becomes exhausted, due to prolonged stimulation.
Now that I got my new Playstation, my only problem is boner fatigue.
boner fatigue by Pancreas100 August 28, 2009