blunt berry

a berry flavored blunt

Dante,pass me dat blunt berry ya.

by Dante ListerMAAN October 28, 2007

Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout

The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.

dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!

...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...

by Slychub May 6, 2011

dangle berry

a piece of crap that has dried onto your bum fluff, possibly caused by insuffcient wipping

owwww, i just tore a dangle berry

by Amelia April 25, 2003

dingle berry

Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.

I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.

by muyinteligente October 31, 2009

Berted

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.

Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.

'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'

'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'

'Take one step closer and I will bert you'

'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'

'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'

'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'

by ShanHasan May 13, 2009

Berry Drop

A berry drop happens while munching on a females vag. During the munch session you may notice a semi sweet nutty taste in your mouth. This would be a stray dingle berry that has found its way into your munching vicinity. Hence a berry drop.

Guy one:"Man i dont feel so good today"

Guy two:"Whys that"

Guy one: "Well I was about to go iron chef on that vag last night but during my munching session i got berry dropped.

by thatOneGuuy February 13, 2010

bert

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005