Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting

Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.

by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018

Fangirl Apocalypse

When you are surrounded by idiot girls talking about their favorite celebs, music, etc. until they freaking explode.

Oh my god! They just went to a concert last night. Prepare for the fangirl apocalypse!

by Just That Random March 28, 2015

avocado

My boyfriend, also known as:
3rd cousin twice removed from the duke of turkey&cheese
the brother of the royal cook
and dethroned princess

Hey Avocado! What's up?

by miss.asdf April 22, 2009

popping the avocado

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

Avocado

A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way

I wish i was a avocado

by Lieutenant AVOCADO 🥑 August 11, 2017

Avacalmon

An Avacalmon is part avacado, part salmon.
Mortal enemy of the Kiwatfish.
Very tasy with wasabi, or in sushi.

See also: Kiwatfish, Troutkin, Asperring.

We were in a japanese restaurant last night, and ordered Avacalmon sushi.
It was the best!

by person yo-yo April 30, 2004

Apocalypsing

To treat your relationship too seriously

He is Apocalypsing his relationship.

by BigSmoke40 November 20, 2020