assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

Asses Of Fire

A fake band name commonly used to throw adam off the trail of the real name of a good song so he doesnt ruin it

Adam:Yo josh who sang that song
Josh:Asses Of Fire
Adam:Thanks *Goes on kazaa and cant find song*

by Filchmaster Flex July 23, 2003

Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

by pdc3 March 19, 2021

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

by mrs. sippy February 14, 2004