When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.
Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
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Get the Aspergers mug.Asperger's syndrome is a disease that is a mild variant of autism. "Aspies" tend to have the same social, organizational, and sensory difficulties as other autistic individuals, but their intelligence, communication and developmental abilities are not as affected by their disease as their peers. They also may exibit the same symptoms as their peers with ADD or ADHD (concentration, tendency to create errors due to speed, etc). Many adults that were simply "daydreamers" are now believed or known to be diagnosed with this disease. Many are NOT emotionally disturbed and may go on to lead sucessful (college, job, family, independant) lives.
Some of the greatest human minds are believed to be autistic; Albert Einstien and Thomas Edison are among them. Asperger's syndrome also affects the lives of many non-famous people.
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1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.
2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.
3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.
4. An off the wall comment.
ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun
1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.
2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.
3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.
4. An off the wall comment.
ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun
Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).
When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.
When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.
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by Ponsonnon November 15, 2021
Get the Asher mug.Asfer is a cool kid that is Super Smart. He’s that kinda broski that never gets the girl he wants. A bad ass prankster.
He puts up a good fight and never backs down. Makes weird sounds that never fails to make you laugh.
Most likely to label his enemies and loved ones. Always hard-working brainiac until he gets the highest mark. A boy full of voice cracks and fun. And lastly never fails to stop you from crying.
He puts up a good fight and never backs down. Makes weird sounds that never fails to make you laugh.
Most likely to label his enemies and loved ones. Always hard-working brainiac until he gets the highest mark. A boy full of voice cracks and fun. And lastly never fails to stop you from crying.
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