Armonk

A small hamlet full of spoiled stay at home moms on ozempic and entitled rich kids that think they are from the hood, wear ed hardy graphic tees, and think it is cool to hang out by the dumpsters behind the boutique stores in the back of town, colloquially known as the BOT. Kids get whatever they want from their parents and go on lavish vacations they expect from daddy but don't deserve. Kids from Armonk think they are better than everyone else but after moving on after graduating high school, they are faced with the harsh reality that nobody gives a shit about them and are ill-equipped to adjust to no longer being the center of attention.

Look at how skinny that mom is. She must be on ozempic and from Armonk.

by .ejrhsbnxmemf June 27, 2025

Reputation Armor

Reputation Armor is an award in the game Last Chaos. Reputation armor may only be worn by characters who have participated in the Guardian system. After a character has earnedand boots for their class. After they have earned 100 Reputation Points they may purchase and wear the Guardian shirt, pants, and helm for their class. The reputation armor is about as strong as the level 20-22 armor set for your class.

If a player wants to show their reputation armor they can use 50 Reputation Points and sport a pair of the Guardian gloves

by ReputationArmor October 4, 2011

Squishy armor

Metal, armor, chains, or scales tattooed on one's body to make one appear to be tougher than one actually is. The process does not make one's skin tougher, but tends to actually tenderize the muscles, having an adverse effect on the relative toughness of the skin.

The bouncer looked tough, but we noticed it was mostly just the squishy armor all over his arms.

by batlrar October 18, 2012

Ginger armour

Sun tan lotion sp50

I need some ginger armour it's going to be sunny today

by Lord Dartford June 15, 2018

Confidence Armour

A form of the placebo effect where you're less impacted by either physical or emotional harm simply due to how confident you are that you'll be okay.

"Sometimes though when you're not wearing very much the adrenaline {Incomprehensible mumbling} very much keeps you warm. Confidence Armour!"
-Lewis Brindley

by IAmLexica December 17, 2018

Under armor

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.

Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Bullshit Armour

Protection from that which is bullshit and toxic.

By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.

by Drea0611 February 5, 2019