Alan Boner

a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids

Alan Boner is soooooo badasss

by Alsdssad January 12, 2008

Alanna

Definition of A COMPLETE SNACK! She’s attractive in every way and she makes you wanna drop down to your knees and do anything for her. She has a kink for pulling hair and choking. She has an amazing smile and gorgeous long brown hair...

That’s a lie, she’s not a snack, she’s the WHOLE DAMN MEAL!

Damnn, Alanna is such a snack.

by Hungry for a snack October 19, 2017

ahwannit

A very fast way to say "I want it"

-I want the new Xbox!
-We can't afford it.
-BUT AHWANNIT!

by 53//70// January 9, 2009

Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.

A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."

by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010

Alan Moore Syndrome

The mentality of a content creator to hate everything they've ever made in the past and present. In other words, they don't like their own product and never will.

"He never liked his artwork and has always said they suck after he's made them. I think he has Alan Moore Syndrome"

by AdamBomber64 September 25, 2014

Alana

A plain, simple tom-boy, whose wit and smarts will tak you by storm. The muscular, athletic weirdo with the friends that usually wouldn't talk to her, if it weren't fr her awesomeness,who love her for her humor, and because she's NOT afraid to be herslef. She will be nice to you one day, then the next, she'll turn on you and never speak to you again. Be careful to not piss that bitch off, because she'll bitch slap your ass!!!

That bitch Alana just kicked my ass!!!

by TheBitchyTruth May 31, 2010

Alana

The most gorgeous person in the room, claims she's ugly... but the guys say different! Alana's usually are tall-ish, are white skinned, light red hair, and lots of freckles. Alana's are also nice and cares about others feelings usually more than her's . She sings like an angel and walks like a beast. Guys just can't help but fall in love easy with the marvelous Alana. She doesn't even need makeup because her skin is flawless. If you have a chance to be friends/boyfriend with an Alana don't lose that opportunity!

Wow, you know that girl Alana?

Yep, she's perfect!

by Ginger Lady😘 April 24, 2018