alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

by homer simpson March 19, 2005

Alcoholbany

The nickname for the SUNY University at Albany in upstate New York, given its reputation as a huge party school. (Sometimes spelled "Alchohalbany")

Alcoholbany is another pseudonym for a SUNY party school just like Stoneonta, Weedonia, Potsdamgood, etc.

by Fernetti January 10, 2009

Alcohol shivers

The sudden uncontrollable urge to shake when you have just taken a shot of vodka, whiskey. tequila, etc.. Also from any other strong drink that you poured too much alcohol in.

I just took a shot of Jack Daniels and got the alcohol shivers cuz it was so strong.

by Slutty teeth February 25, 2009

Alconarcolepsy

Overconsumption of alcohol that results in a sudden coma-like state, usually mid-sentence.

We can't get Mike's nasty ass up off the couch because he is suffering from alconarcolepsy.

by Fraench Toast September 19, 2007

Alcohol Points

An incontrovertible way to express total consumption of alcoholic beverages.

% alcohol * fluid ounces consumed = Alcohol Points

8.1% (steel reserve high gravity lager) * 120 (3 40's) = 972 alcohol points

40% (standard whiskey) * 14 (half a fifth of said whiskey) = 560 alcohol points

by Shadow[BKK_MDE] July 15, 2011

fecal alchemist

One who can turn a large pile of shit into something golden.

Drill Sargeant Smith sure is a fecal alchemist. That latest bunch of recruits looked like they couldn't find their asses with a map and a compass.

by Philitup February 17, 2005

alcoholiday

A protracted happy party in which large quantities of alcohol are consumed. It can also be used while at a bar. Basically, if you're piss-drunk, you've had an alcoholiday.

I'm taking an alcoholiday, or I need an alcoholiday.

by hulda April 27, 2005