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The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
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pre-ad-psychosis

The pre-exemption to ad-psychosis. When you know television advertisements are near you begin to show signs of ad-psychosis where the energy burst is less powerful although the television show constrains your from out bursting.
John twitched and flinched as he knew the ads were about to come on.
by pRopS March 20, 2004
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Fry's Electronics Ad

Newspaper ad that comes a few times a week in the newspaper. Normally has the cheapest prices, and you can normally find plenty of nerds in the store.
Q: Hey Herschel, did you get the frys ad?
A: I sure did Jebidiah, and i am going to buy me some memory, dvds, and crack!
by Gayenstein May 13, 2005
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Text ad-lib

A text ad-lib is an improvised way of saying something random in a conversation. Just like how rappers improvise and use ad-libs in a song, it is an optional way of communicating differently that can be used to change the subject
Person 1:”For real though what’s going on”
Person 2:”Tap in 🙈📲”
Person 3:”Stop with the text ad-libs man what’s the point of those”
Person 2:”He do be lookin kinda fresh doe😳”
Person 2:”Text ad-libs are a good way to change the subject don’t even cap.They are an improvised way of saying something random in a conversation.”
by tap in👀📲 October 20, 2019
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How many babies you 'ad?

I've had loads me!
Five in one sittin'
I've had loads me! Rough as arseholes and twice as dirty!
by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004
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The AD Project

The AD Project is a "Folk Hardcore" Genre group created in LQ California in late 2005. The group consisted of Tom Oleson on Fiddle and Sax, Aaron D on HXC Vocals and Trevor Barbeau on suck. Although the groups Demo has not yet released, its one of most anticipated albums of 2020 and its expected to top the charts. Some Singles include, FUck ur gay, I just raped my hand, and I lost my face at Lake Elsinore.
Did you see The AD Project the other night?

FUCK YEAH DUDE!! THEY RAPED ME!!!
by atd88 October 26, 2008
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"skip ad" cursor-hover

The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".
Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!
by QuacksO June 11, 2018
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