This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.
by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011
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Sam: Why is it so warm in here. Dinner will cost us $100 each; you'd think they can afford air conditioning!
Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.
Nora: Yeah, it's hot as a whore house on dollar night.
by ChiDiva January 7, 2008
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by Alex May 27, 2004
Get the as a friend mug.Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
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A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
by shakneekwa October 14, 2005
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Often used with other phases like
"You are like a big brother to me."
"You are such a nice guy." and "It's not you, it's me."
Often used with other phases like
"You are like a big brother to me."
"You are such a nice guy." and "It's not you, it's me."
by caxwl May 27, 2004
Get the as a friend mug.The religion of the Old-Norse. Asatru is the name for the current reformation of the old religion that is primarily found in Scandinavia, Iceland, Greenland, Germany and the United States.
Followers of the Asatru faith tend to be of Norse descent.
Though it is a Neo-Pagan Religion, Followers of Asatru typically don't associate themselves the same as wiccans.
Many of the same gods found in Asatru are also found in Celtic Reconstruction Religions such as Druidry, as well as many holidays and religious customs (due to the fact that the two groups intermingled so much)
Followers of the Asatru faith tend to be of Norse descent.
Though it is a Neo-Pagan Religion, Followers of Asatru typically don't associate themselves the same as wiccans.
Many of the same gods found in Asatru are also found in Celtic Reconstruction Religions such as Druidry, as well as many holidays and religious customs (due to the fact that the two groups intermingled so much)
The family held a ritual to honor Odin in their yard, which made many of their neighbors curious and nervous.
When asked what religion the family was, they answered " Asatru "
When asked what religion the family was, they answered " Asatru "
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