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Danger Kitten

An extremely stuck up whore, traped in the horrors of her own ego. Butt-ugly, her mirror must be broken, or else she would have known by now her "flirting" with the users of GameRanger is futile.

If you ever want to become bulemic just look at her picture on PGR after every meal.
"Baron Samedi: danger kitten is yokozuna because she is a fat sumo who likes to try to beat up on aibo burger buddies"
by Drågøn?Girl October 1, 2005
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sex kitten

1. Someone, usually female, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have sex with
2. Woman who has a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves
1. "Have you seen Jen? Sex kitten doesn't even begin to describe how sexy she is"
2. "I would perform any sexual favour for that woman"
by satania April 9, 2005
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Dead kitten

Vagina that has been used so much that it cannot get wet anymore
by Charles tbird June 20, 2008
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Danger Kitten

Some whore that takes underage naked pictures of herself and then blames everyone else when they eventually are distributed without her consent.
Some Danger Kitten had her pictures posted on ytmnd and now shes complaining to people who really don't care.
by somebodybutnotme May 28, 2006
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Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
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Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.
"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."
by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008
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Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.
Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies
by Antz0r September 30, 2005
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