Definitions by satania

n. tabletop 

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

n. tabletop by satania April 11, 2005

wombat 

A truly tiptop person, great mate

"That guy is a such a wombat!"

wombat by satania April 9, 2005

flamingo 

An exceptionally slutty woman

"That Emily is just such a flamingo! She's slept with six different guys in the past week!"

flamingo by satania April 9, 2005

Thats the badger 

1. That's the one
2. That's brilliant!

1. "Is that it?"
"Yeah, that's the badger"
2. "How was the party?"
"It was just the badger!"

Thats the badger by satania April 9, 2005

sex monkey

1. Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
2. Someone who behaves in a sexy, 'naughty' manner

1. "That girl will try anything, she's an amazing sex monkey!"
2. "Andy's such a sex monkey- you realise he wasn't wearing boxers today?"

sex monkey by satania April 9, 2005

arousalling 

The fun and exciting process of causing a man to become hard before sex

"I think you need some arousalling" *grabs mans' crotch*

arousalling by satania April 9, 2005

sex kitten 

1. Someone, usually female, who oozes sex appeal and is lots of fun to have sex with
2. Woman who has a plentiful supply of willing sex slaves

1. "Have you seen Jen? Sex kitten doesn't even begin to describe how sexy she is"
2. "I would perform any sexual favour for that woman"

sex kitten by satania April 9, 2005