Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.
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Get the Dead Lesbian Theory mug.How to tell if your friend is gay, step noumero uno ask them if they like trans girl, step noumero 2 ask them if they like trans girl or boy if they say boy they are gay because they like masculine men with pussy,
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
If they say they like trans girl they like dick both ways they are gay, step 3 if they say anything gay even if its a lil gay tell them they are gay .
Step 4 make them accept that they are gay
Person 1: yo my friend do you like trans girl or boy
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
Person 2: i prefer trans girl
Person 3: my friend tou are gay because you like dick
Person 2 : no i am not gay
Person 4: no you are gay because like you said you like trans girls tha means you like dick.
Person 2 : no i am not end of the story
Person 1 : no its not the end because bases on the tsorigian theory you are gay.
by SevenFinger June 28, 2025
Get the The tsorigian theory mug.Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.
Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.
It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.
One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
other nigger: nah can you tell me
nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)
other nigger: AHHHHHHHH
(king von starts playing)
nigger: we not from 63rd
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Get the Lil bro theory mug.In Clash Royale, every player who uses an annoying or overpowered strategy is somehow always has a Level 11 king tower, or the opponent is also Level 11 but their card levels are not as high. Level 11 is one of the last levels before real skill is needed to play the game, which is why many players use overpowered decks full of splash-damage cards to get a quick win, but eventually hit a wall of actually good players. Level 11 Theory also extends to a player's spending on the game, often having level 13 or higher cards through excessive spending in the shop.
Alongside this, the phrase "Level 11 Theory" is often commented on Clash Royale short-form content in which every tower and troop is at level 11. This isn't because both players in the match have only reached level 11 for their cards, but rather that they are playing a friendly match (friendly matches have every card at level 11 for both sides) and whatever is shown in the video is likely staged for views.
Alongside this, the phrase "Level 11 Theory" is often commented on Clash Royale short-form content in which every tower and troop is at level 11. This isn't because both players in the match have only reached level 11 for their cards, but rather that they are playing a friendly match (friendly matches have every card at level 11 for both sides) and whatever is shown in the video is likely staged for views.
Dave: Bro, I just hit King Level 11 and now every match is against some spammy jackass with Level 14 E-barbs and Wizard. I
John: Level 11 Theory
John: Level 11 Theory
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