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Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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emotional shit

Things that are sensitive and touching to the mind, but lack significance in reality, such as pitiful memories, obsession about people or things, or an episode in a drama or anime that focuses on someone's past.
There's some emotional shit in almost every episode of Naruto.
by tonyshawk July 29, 2014
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shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013
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shit sauna

When you shit and then hop in the shower, and end up bathing in your steamy shit smell
I had to shit so bad before my shower, I made a shit sauna.
by Geoffthebrotherhoodandmarsha November 12, 2013
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shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit
Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there
by fartposter December 19, 2013
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shit in the fridge

A phrase used to describe a siuation where you'd rather do something else than that expected..
For example:

Hitchhike: "Hey Phillip, can you take me home?"

Phillip: Shit in the fridge mate
by Tzas July 22, 2017
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Little Shit

A particularly annoying person. The do not have to be small, but a little shit will act like an obnoxious prick.
by Mushy_ February 15, 2019
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