Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.
1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"
by kayphobjc September 26, 2021
"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"
"because we're am i gonna put the girls"
"your being such a simp"
"because we're am i gonna put the girls"
"your being such a simp"
(Noun, adjective.), A man who acts as if he's caring and kind just to date a woman. This also could describe, in some part, nice guy syndrome , but oftentimes it's a different category. This could also describe a man who thinks he's entitled to date a woman because he's kind to her.
" Leon? Please, my man, he's a total simp. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "
" Dude, why are simping for her? Jesus. "
" I don't simp around the boys. "
by VerticNIKE July 29, 2020
by nobodyfromcalifornia February 05, 2020
a married man getting defensive about a girl he didn’t even date who was so into him that she had him drive 4 hours to Yakima, WA to buy her Red Robin
by MickeyDeezPeanuts December 21, 2020
A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020