blaire job 

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

blaire job by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

cup job 

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

cup job by pentozali January 29, 2014

Mime job 

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

Mime job by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

braid job 

1.The act of using one or more hair braids to get someone off. Can be applied to either sex.

2. The act of getting your hair braided by someone.

Man: "damn, girl. Dat braid job doe.

braid job by roostertit February 24, 2014

grill job

Oral sex performed by someone with braces.

While trying to straighten her teeth, Susan gave awesome Grill Jobs.

Most rappers give Gill Jobs.

grill job by SirDave1978 March 12, 2014

cement job 

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

cement job by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

Jam Job 

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.

"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"

Jam Job by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014