Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum

I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.

by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025

Cambodian Finger Trap

Requires 2 or more men. One man will insert his finger into the other man’s urethra and vise versa. You’ll both then try to pull your finger out, but the pain will cause the urethra to clench down on the finger.

Hunter: Wow, Keith, I can’t believe you won the big game last night!

Keith: Yeah, back in Miami I was known as the Cambodian Finger Trap King.

Hunter: Wow, no wonder I’m numb.

by BigThunk October 20, 2025

Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.

Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!

by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025

Alabama finger-trap

A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.

If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?

by Shop talker October 29, 2025

Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.

We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.

by Markyblarky October 31, 2025

Middle Finger Heart

A hand gesture where a heart is made using your thumbs and middle fingers from both hands. The thumbs formthe bottom of the heart and the middle fingers forming the curved part. The meaning behind it can vary depending on the how the person making it intends.

The first meaning is an exaggerated version of love or affection while using the vulgar meaning of the middle fingers as the exclamation.

The second meaning has a more obscene or vulgar nature where the emotional meaning of the heart is used to exaggerate the vulgar representation of the middle finger.

Meaning One (Exclamatory Affection): “He gave her a middle finger heart to say I f*cking love you!*

Meaning Two (Vulgar Expression): “He gave her a Middle Finger Heart to say I’d love to f*ck you*

by SpeakYourSlang November 14, 2025

Whiskey Finger

When a lesbian gets too drunk to have sex.

Brittany had whiskey finger last night and couldn't bang her girlfriend.

by Kaseofherpes November 24, 2025