Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kaseofherpes

Whiskey Finger

When a lesbian gets too drunk to have sex.

Brittany had whiskey finger last night and couldn't bang her girlfriend.

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When you get kicked out of a bar and yell back into the bar "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Got so drunk last night I had The Scooby Doo Last Call

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Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

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Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

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Vampire herpes are herpes that you still have after you die. Herpes fooooooorrrrever.

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still have vampire herpes.

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