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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Dude Bro Yeah

Dude Bro Yeah is a "code phrase" for a combination of any two girls that you like, or think is very attractive. For example "Dude" being the face, and "Bro" being the body. and "yeah" just meaning "damn son ;)"
Me:Hey Evan!! Whos your Dude Bro Yeah?
by Chicago Ted 26 June 5, 2011
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Bro Toe

The male version of the 'camel toe'. This phenomenon that occurs when a man wears any type of skin tight pants or shorts which are pulled up high enough to show his man meat in all its glory. A silhouette of the 'frank and beans' becomes visible due to the fabric being stretch across the male genitalia.
Bro,put some shorts on over you compression pants! We can all see your 'bro toe'!
by askdeano September 2, 2019
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Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes
by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025
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Polaris Bro

by AHHHAHAHHAHAHHhhhH August 4, 2021
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bro tab

Method of payment for rendered services or goods as defined by the Bro Code. No set time frame for payment is defined as both parties are bros and trust the eventual reimbursement to be executed when convenient.
"Hey Mike, can I borrow $20 for some lunch?"

"Sure man, it's on the bro tab."

*High Five!
by bsharter January 15, 2015
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Big Bro

Your friend thats Older,Bigger,richer, than you
by Kriskooo October 10, 2023
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