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Shit dawg

An exclamation of satisfaction or wonderment, usually delivered by someone intoxicated on illegal substances
Shit dawg motherfucka, I need some pussy right now!
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021
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shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.
by GatSmith January 31, 2014
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shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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shit-fucked

Dude did you see that accident out on 95? The highway was completely shit-fucked.
by jesusjustpostalready February 26, 2009
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boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.
Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
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feng shit

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.
by First.Last June 2, 2010
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